I’ve never used an ATM, so I don’t know what the fees are. It’s true, I don’t know how to use one.

My U.S. Senator, Ben Nelson, is completely baffled by the concept of an ATM.

He clarified that he’s not completely without skills when it comes to new-fangled technology, however.

“But I could learn how to do it just like I’ve … I swipe to get my own gas, buy groceries. I know about the holograms.”
By “holograms,” Nelson clarified that he meant the bar codes on products read by automatic scanners in the checkout lanes at stores such as Lowe’s and Menard’s.
“I go and get my own seating assignment on an airplane,” Nelson said. “I mean, I’m not without some skills. I just haven’t had the need to use an ATM.”

Atta boy, Ben!

Full article here (via here; HT: Michael Tofias).

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